Make sure the fabric is age appropriate. For instance make sure there aren't bottles of alcohol on a baby quilt.
Whoops!
Step 2 - Wash fabric. Really boring.
Step 3 - While waiting for fabric to wash and dry, sharpen your colouring pencils and find your graph paper.
Step 4 - Design a quilt. Start by making a really dodgy sketch of some quilt blocks.
Refine the design slightly.
Honestly that is refined for me!
Step 4 - Draw the quilt (or at least part of it) to scale on graph paper.
Decide that you don't like the corner squares of the blocks.
Step 5 - Try again.
Step 6 - When you're happy with the design, work out how much fabric you're actually going to need. This can take some time. Often designs have to be tweaked when you discover you didn't buy the right amount of one colour in Step 1.
Measure the fat quarter of black fabric that you have. Decide it's not big enough. Measure it again. Try arranging the strips to cut out differently. Measure it again. Wonder why it hasn't suddenly grown a couple of inches. Measure it again. Find a scrap of black in your stash and hope that no one will be able to tell you used two different fabrics in the final quilt.
Step 7 - Cut your fabric. You end up with piles of small squares and triangles of fabric and realise that it's going to take a lot of seams to sew them back together.
Step 8 - Start sewing. Use a neutral colour thread, such as cream or grey. These don't show as much.
Step 9 - Press all the pieces you've just sewn.
Step 10 - See all those squares you've just made from triangles? All 62 of them? See those little corners sticking out?
They're going to need trimming off.
On all of them.
At this point do something with the settings on your tablet's camera so that the colours look weird.
Step 11 - Finish sewing strips around squares to make slightly bigger squares.
Step 12 - Arrange all the pieces you've sewn so far into a quilt shape. Discover that you seem to be one large pirate square missing. Count them again. And again. Cut a new square and strips to sew around it. Go back upstairs to sew on the strips and find the original block halfway down the stairs.
Step 13 - Carefully arrange all of the blocks into piles so that you can sew them all together in the right order.
Step 14 - Sew two of your blocks together incorrectly.
Unpick them and resew.
Step 15 - Sew blocks into strips. Take a picture, making sure to show off your really stylish sheep socks.
Step 16 - Pin (for the first time in the project, who says I don't like to live dangerously?) your rows together.
Step 17 - Sew the rows together. I find it really fun to run out of bobbin thread about 2/3 of the way along the last row.
Step 18 - And voila. A finished baby quilt top.
Complete with bottles of rum.